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      <image:title>Comics - Battlepug: War on Christmas</image:title>
      <image:caption>The epic tale of blood and drool continues! It’s been a few years since the Last Kinmundian and his faithful BATTLEPUG saved the world from a magical apocalypse, but now a new threat arises. He’ll need the help of a couple of old friends and some brand new ones to take care of this new adversary (who’s not as new as he thinks!) Start the adventure anew!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Storm</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photos by Matthias Heiderich.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Photos by Matthias Heiderich.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects - LIL' DONNIE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Finally, the acclaimed Rueben Award-nominated webcomic is collected! Follow the timely and terrifying adventures of Lil’ Donnie, the worst president in the history of the United States of America! This collection contains the first year of antics of a truly motley crew of weirdos and degenerates as they work (HA!) to make our world a better place... for them FOR THEM! Get one while we still have a first amendment! Lil’ Donnie is a syndicated comic created by Mike Norton until he got so depressed by it that he decided to just make comics about pugs. Check out the old strips at lildonniecomic.com or buy the book!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects - REVIVAL</image:title>
      <image:caption>Revival is an American horror–science fiction comics series created by writer Tim Seeley and artist Mike Norton. The pair worked with colorist Mark Englert and cover artist Jenny Frison to produce the series, which was published by Image Comics as 47 monthly issues released between July 2012 and February 2017. It has since been reprinted in both paperback and hardcover editions that contain multiple issues. Set in central Wisconsin, Revival follows the aftermath of the dead coming back to life. The story is centered on detective Dana Cypress and her revived sister Em as it touches on religious, moral and social themes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects - Gravity</image:title>
      <image:caption>You've made your way through high school and moved out of your parents' house. You're finally ready to get a job, pick a major, and meet the girl of your dreams. You've got it all figured out... right? Meet freshman Greg Willis, NYC newbie from the rural Midwest hoping to realize his dream of becoming a big-city super-hero. But will the realities of city life, college, and saving the day prove to be too much for him? Let Sean McKeever and Mike Norton, the creative team responsible for the acclaimed indie drama The Waiting Place, introduce to you the next great Marvel hero! Created by Sean McKeever and Mike Norton Inked and colored by Jonathan Glapion and GURU FX</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects - The Rock Gods of Jackson, TN</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Rock Gods of Jackson, TN is a graphic Novel by Mike with Rafer Roberts, Allen Passalaqua and Crank! It is a humorous account of a misfit band in a small town in the 80s.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects - ARCHIE COMICS</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’ve done several covers and stories for Archie over the years. It’s always a fun time with a publisher that’s never afraid to reinvent.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects - World's Finest: Teen Titans #6</image:title>
      <image:caption>Written by: Mark Waid Art by: Mike Norton, Emanuela Lupacchino Colors by: Jordie Bellaire Letters by: Steve Wands</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects - Ninjak: Superkillers</image:title>
      <image:caption>A ruthless team of superpowered killers versus the world's most lethal assassin - who will survive? The all-new explosive limited series Ninjak: Superkillers is a fast, fun, globetrotting noir tale presented by the talented team of Jeff Parker and Mike Norton! Surrounded in hostile territory, Ninjak and songbird agent Myna are in the fight of their lives! With no support, no supplies, and no way to escape, there's no way out but through!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects - HELLBOY AND THE B.P.R.D.: 1957--FROM BELOW</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hellboy, Professor Bruttenholm, and B.P.R.D. agent Archie Muraro investigate an abandoned sawmill that is rumored to be haunted. But when they get there, an unexpected discovery reveals an even stranger source for the rumors! Hellboy creator Mike Mignola and longtime collaborator Chris Roberson team up with artist Mike Norton and colorist Dave Stewart for a new story of strange doings. Writer: Mike Mignola, Chris Roberson Artist: Mike Norton Colorist: Dave Stewart Letterer: Clem Robins Cover Artist: Laurence Campbell</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects - GRUMBLE</image:title>
      <image:caption>When the forces of good and evil are hunting you down, the only logical thing to do is disguise yourself as a dog and go on the run! Eddie is a low-rent hustler who got magically turned into a pug during a con gone wrong. Tala is the part-demon daughter of one of Eddie’s many ex-girlfriends. When Tala finds herself the target of powerful inter-dimensional forces, she goes to Eddie for help―setting off a chain reaction of chaos and destruction that could threaten the very fabric of existence. Can Eddie and Tala put aside their differences long enough to survive the magical mayhem and madness that they started, or will they kill each other first? (It's probably the second one!) Grumble is creator-owned comic by Rafer Roberts and Mike Norton with color art by Marissa Louise and lettered by Crank!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects - BATTLEPUG</image:title>
      <image:caption>The epic tale of blood and drool begins here! Join Moll and her dogs Mingo and Colfax, as she recounts the legend of "The Warrior and the Battlepug"; a tale of a fearless barbarian, his trusty and freakishly large pug, and evil baby harp seals. Battlepug began as a fan-favorite webcomic by Mike Norton, Allen Passalaqua, and Crank! and ran for 5 years. It earned the Eisner, Harvey and a few other awards. It was recently collected in a comPUGdium, and even restarted as a comic book series from Image Comics. You can still read much of Battlepug online at battlepug.com Buy the new hardcover BATTLEPUG: COSMIC DOGGYSSEY!</image:caption>
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